#1 Salem (MY DOG): Nothing beats my dog. She is the best. No dog in history can best her. End of discussion.
#2 Dogbo Dobbins (Eating Snow Dog): Hard to beat this canine and his snow addiction. Dogbo easily gets second place.
#3 Whiskers (Cat with Dog Costume): Whiskers is just an outstanding dog with high intelligence and an outstanding dog citizen. Would get 2nd if not for being lazy and her weird habit of… meowing? Good show!
#4 Lassie: An obvious #4, this wonderful canine is a cinema darling and an inspiration to all dogs around the world! What a treat!
#5 Ty (Dog biting dog): Ty successfully took out his fellow rival, Timothy, and earned himself 10 points. Well done, Ty.